Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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