Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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