cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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