My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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