just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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