You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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