I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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