So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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