He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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