this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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