Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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