I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I forget how to act sober
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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