Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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