I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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