in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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