do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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