Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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