How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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