You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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