false alarm. still invincible.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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