New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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