he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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