Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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