I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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