Im at strip club and am horny
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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