Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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