you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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