My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize