you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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