Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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