DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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