Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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