Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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