Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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