hotel room ftw
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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