She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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