Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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