Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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