You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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