it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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