I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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