Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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