We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I enjoy the company of your penis
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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