im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
We are all done wearing pants today
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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