I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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