Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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