I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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