Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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