I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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