She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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